Dissertations

We are happy to announce that a Doctorate of Irreligiosophy (D.Irr; pronounced “Durrrr”) is available from our affiliate campus Fraternal United Corpus Khristi University to qualified candidates who submit a dissertation that starts with “Hello, my name is [insert name here].” Now, just like freedom, education isn’t free. We actually charge a small fee to compensate our highly educated review council (the Dissertation Information Committee for Kontrolled Selection) and, if found acceptable, to (e)mail out the degree to the recipient:

$1.99: PDF version of diploma
$4.99: paper version of diploma, mailed to US residents
$9.99: paper version of diploma, mailed outside US

Once the degree is received, you may go around demanding other people call you “Doctor,” and may even require the phone book to insert “Dr” before your name.

Please submit dissertations to: irreligiosophy@gmail.com. Only submissions emailed to this address accompanied by one of the above processing fees will be considered.

Doctors of Irreligiosophy

1. Moggie Magfeline

2. Clark Kent Hovind

3. Pancho

4. Chris D (NSFW)

5. The Honorable Reverend John Ellis, Possible Future Pope

6. Chloe Martinez

7. Michael Gagon

8. Pingüino Maricón

9. Matthew Yarbrough

10. Agent Sarah Jane

11. Somewhere in Greece