[irrelig]For episode 103, we have selected some of the most basic and oft-repeated crazy-ass stories found in the Book of Mormon, including Lehi’s vision of the Tree of Life, Nephi’s “acquisition” of the brass plates, the origin of GPS devices, and what happens to two atheists in ancient America under the Nephite prophets and judges.

All that, and a new candidate for Skunk Dick of the Year.

75 Responses to “103: Crazy Book of Mormon Stories”

  1. Dr Phlebas says:

    @ Ben – I couldn’t go past Hasa Diga Eebowai.

  2. Alberto Rosso says:

    Hah! I thought the LDS were weird but they are not really trying.

    You should try to get this guy on to talk about the FLDS: http://sanjivb.com/

    There is an interview at http://www.alternet.org/belief/150823/secrets_and_wives%3A_a_british_atheist_spends_time_among_mormon_polygamists/?page=entire

  3. @dr.phelbas-Hasa Diga Eebowai was only the beginning. Drop the baby fuck a frog brought a whole extra layer of meaning.

    @Gliblord-“your brain is full of boxes, find the gay one and smash it.” I loved that one, too.

    I wonder what additions to the story C + L would have added . . .

  4. How can any adult buy into this shit? In any other context, if someone told you stories like these, you would laugh at them. Wow, I’m sorry but your families are really turning their brains off to believe this crazy shit.

  5. Meatbag211 says:

    Hey. When is the next podcast?

  6. When it’s ready.

  7. Gliblord says:

    When the planets align.

  8. DudleyDietrich says:

    When Leighton learns to respect women.

  9. Sad Panda says:

    When Chuck finishes his Royal Wedding Blue Ray with 178 hours of extras, including “Finding the Queen’s Corgis after Richard Gere babysits them”

  10. Herb (12th Apostle) says:

    When Chuck finishes removing the Queen’s Corgis from Richard Gere’s ass.

  11. hurry up fuckers!!

  12. Discord.agent says:

    I hope there will be skunk dicks.

  13. I love the entire BoM on Broadway recording, but Hasa Diga Eebowai, Your Making Things Up Again, and Joseph Smith: American Moses are my favs.

    No, no Joseph! Don’t fuck the baby!

    Joseph Smith! Magical Aids Frog!
    Brigham Young! His nose was a clitoris!

  14. Brandon Reasoner says:

    Chuck quit thwarting God’s will by treating peoples illnesses(curses) and put forth a great work of podcast greatness. Or you could just place a rock in your hat and record whatever nonsense comes to mind.

  15. If we waited for them to truly be ready, we’d still be back on episode two or three, I’m sure.

  16. Fifth_Horsemen says:

    Loved this Episode. Now, I have lots of things to ask those nice bicycling Mormon proselytizers when they come by. Wait, they avoid my house now. Never mind, lol!

  17. Brandon Reasoner says:


  18. Queen of Hearts says:

    Whine, Whine, it’s been 15 days!

  19. CharlesDexterWard says:

    I have an active LDS tutor who showed us a video of Michael Shermer talking about pareidolia and logical fallacies this morning, it definitely left me bemused

  20. I hope we can all get one last Irreligiosophy podcast in before the end of the world. It would be a real shame if we never got to hear part two of the crazy Book of Mormon stories.

  21. Lorraine says:

    Hey, the fact that you guys have lives doesn’t mean we do. And it all ends tomorrow. You can at least leave us with one final fuck you.

  22. AngryBudgie says:

    It’s May 23rd and no new Word of Wisdom has been posted. We may have to face the fact our hosts have been raptured and are in heaven with Harold Camping.

  23. DudleyDietrich says:

    Pakhdi save us!

  24. AngryBudgie says:

    Where is your Pakhdi now?

  25. Herb (12th Apostle) says:

    Wow. This site hit 100 and died.