Part II of our look into the bowels of Mormon fundamentalism has arrived. In this episode, we examine Lorin Woolley’s expanded 1929 statement on the events surrounding John Taylor’s 1886 revelation, with lots more details about the visit by Jesus and Joseph Smith, complete with glowing faces and levitation this time around. We also discuss the various Short Creek raids against the polygamous community on Arizona’s Utah border, culminating in the infamous 1953 Short Creek raid that made nationwide news.
Also, this week’s skunk dick leaky sphincter dumb little bastard is revealed.
14 Responses to “2.8: Mormon Fundies 2”
See? If you keep flaunting the amount of penises the podcast has, sooner or later a penis thief will come and yoink it right out of you. And it’s partially your responsibility!
I always stuff a baguette in my pants for just that possibility.
A little off-topic fun for everyone…
Kirk Hastings finally proves the existence of God by reasserting all the crap he’s been corrected on time and time again.
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Great show! You know, these stories make me feel like starting my own religion. Well, on second thought, that could be a lot of work. I mean, I’d have to write a holy book and stuff like that… No, I think I’ll just start my own sect, instead. That’s much easier. I just need to find one big point of contention with the mainstream view and break off from them over it… How long after I join the Mormons do you think I can splinter off and start marrying 14 year-old girls?
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Good podcast guys. The second coming if finally finding it’s stride.
If nothing else, Kirk is persistent.
I wasn’t going to comment on this thread again, but I just have to point out that my favorite is #49, where he gave up on trying to make up jokes and just covered you shit.
I definitely feel the podcast is coming into it’s own again. Good one!
Hasn’t FDR been dead for nearly 70 years now? Are the hosts of Irreligiosophy really so incompetent that they need foreigners to tell them their own history?
I think Kirk Hastings is sounding smarter by the minute.
I think there is another reason that these Mormon groups may favor gay marriage. The big problem with polygamy is that for every rich old fart that has six wives, there are five young guys walking around out there with no wives, which can create friction I would think. Obvious solution: gay marriage.
I’m confused…. So…. did the people in North Africa literally pull off the penises of their victims or did they just shrink it with their anti-boner voodoo magic?
And what was with the electric shock?
Did their dicks get electrocuted…. through their hands?
I’m scared, Chuck and Matt.
I’m scared for my penis.
The anti-boner magic in Africa is strong.
I seem to remember some news story from Africa in which people cut off the penis of a witch, then boiled it, and ate the soupy penis in order to gain the witch’s powers.