[chuck]Too busy. Suck it.
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God, what I wouldn’t give for some actual hate mail. I guess we can’t expect too much from theist pussies.
Irreligiosophy is clearly a religion for 5 reasons.
Irreligiosophy is clearly a religion: obviously it shouldn’t be taught along evolution and creationism; definitely not with tax payers’ money.
I would like to post a letter to the editor that I wrote on the subject.
Leighton – we don’t grow anrgy with retards. Just a little… disappointed.
So, if another podcast comes out on Monday, will it be last week’s late one, or this week’s early one? Chuck? Hello?
That is a big if.
The One True Podcast is never late Frodo Baggins, nor is it early, it arrives precisely when Leighton can take a long enough break from masturbating to record a show
This podcast has been closed down until further notice.
An investigation is underway do to some complaints from neighboring homes which require the attention of the A.K.H.S. That is all. Move along, nothing to see here.
🙁
Shiraz, Cabernet Sauvignon, Sangiovese – whine, whine, whine
At this point, I’d even take “Respect for Other Peoples Beliefs, Part 3” or another Hinduism podcast.
Phone rings, Chuck answers
Chuck: Hello . . . You don’t say. . . (louder) You don’t say. . . (louder) You don’t say . . . okay, good bye. (hangs up)
Leighton: Who was it?
Chuck: He didn’t say.
Okay everybody, time to start the wailing and gnashing of teeth.
I tried to watch some other podcasts as a replacement this week but didnt make it through half of any before falling asleep…
Deitrich I have already broken out the sack cloth and ashes so that we may wail openly after tearing the breast pocket off of my shawl. You bring the pottery shards and I’ll give you a back scratching
I too have erred from the straight and narrow path of Irreligiosophy and have listened to the idolatrous podcasts Chariots of Iron and Conversation from the Pale Blue Dot and have come to beg forgiveness from our Prophets.
Looks like a lot of the so called “Irreligiosophies” are, in fact, nothing more than proverbial Golden Calf worshipers.
Why has thou forsaken us?
Oh! I understand your wisdom in not giving us a podcast, Oh wise prophets of the podcast. You want your followers to understand what your lack of presence feels like so that we may become more dependent on you and your divine wisdom. Irreligiosophy be praised!
The episode has been recorded. I will (once again) edit it on my lunch break from seeing death, disease, deformity, and beneficial mutations. Should be ready some time late tonight, but no promises.
This is, of course, getting in the way of my preparation for the E4F debate, which should take place in the evening tomorrow, so you all may have to suck it again.
The Chuck is wise! Another E4F Debate, the prophets do suffer for our enlightenment.
Another E$F debate?!? Why do you guys bother with them… you know they are going to disappoint.
E4F? You guys are like Charlie Sheen, suffering fools and idiots who can’t touch what Vatican Ninja Warlocks you truly are!
And Lo, it was said that the Chuck and the Leighton could nap like F-18s, like unto the Wise Man Charlie Sheen: and it was so.
I need to know moar about Hinduism. Have Leighton bring his research.
Check out how many people have commented on a post with no content. You’re developing quite the devoted fanbase here, guys. I bet a year from now each post will average 200 comments.
E4F debate! You guys are gluttons for punisment . Please curcify them .
Strip. Flog. Crucify. Stab. Resurrect (i think you have the electric rectal probes lying somewhere). Repeat. That is how the gentlemanly discussion should go
You guys are masochists for even talking to them again.
Hey, hey, hey….don’t tell us about E4F debate to distract us from the fact that you still have not given us our podcast!
podcast post = 30 comments.
no podcast = 81 comments
i think we’ve figured out how to get fans
Whine whine whine….
Come on Assy, this is the best episode yet.
Yeah, no listening to Leighton blunder through his non-research!
Have you guys decided what the next religion taken down is? It seemed like you already finished judaism so perhaps something with a bit of a polythiest flavor this time.
I heard Taoism saying nasty things about Charlies nose and/or mother. Are you gonna let that stand, Charlie?
Jainism doesn’t want a Charlie in the Box and doubts Leighton’s womanizing abilities.
Gnosticism says that Charlie’s voice is incredibly grating.
Odin fucked your dog.
Zeus turned into a dog, and fucked Odin fucking your dog.
They all enjoyed it immensely until Chernabog showed up.
But Cthulu got the party rolling again.
And Macuilxochitl showed up with the guacamole and tortilla chips.
Apparently Pastafarianism decrees that Chuck doesn’t know the difference between a straw man and an ad hominem, and Leighton doesn’t know the difference between AC, DC and AC/DC. BRING IT.
I suggest one of us cut off an ear and send it to Leighton.
I’m not volunteering. How about just some fingernail clippings instead?
Breaking news, everyone!
Mims H Carter became Pope Benedick the Fifth, after Pope Palpatine drowned during his daily swim in the tears of small children. Pope Benedick is the first Atheist Pope since 1987 where Pope Bob was quoted saying, “I don’t know man, maybe it just aint real.” At first the appointment was controversial, but Mr. Carter proved his worth by running over 68 toddlers with the PopeMobile.
When asked about his priorities as pope, Benedick replied “I think we need to be back the inquisition and the Index Librorum Prohibitorum, so we can stamp out the cancer known as Irreligiosophy. They wouldn’t take me to the prom!”
In related news, riots broke out across the world today when yet another day passed without an Irreligiosophy podcast. Thousands died in these riots, and many Chinese ip addresses sent death threats to Charlie’s wife.
Also, Discordianism doesn’t recognize Charlie’s doctorate.
What will happen first? Rebels overthrow Moammar Gahafi or a new Irreligiosophy podcast will be uploaded.
*Gadhafi
Shirley Phelps said “all roads lead to SCOTUS” but apparently she was wrong seeing how they sided with her church.