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Just curious… you think we actually WANT Pakhdi freed?
What?! Have you no human compassion?
Hmm. Maybe I should change the title to “Feed Pakhdi.”
An awesome image but not as awesome as this one:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7424976/Image-of-Jesus-appears-in-a-frying-pan.html
So I can no longer assist your alcohol addiction? I am still going to hold up my end of the bargain. That is, of course, if you guys, Chuck and Leighton, hold up your end of the bargain.
I think Jesus’ next gig is going to be as the intercontinental champion on WWE.
I always lol at the hardcore kitsch of this image
The image is almost remeniscent of the “Hardcore Super Warrior Kick-Your-Ass Uber Republican Jesus” that is put forth and fawned over by the likes of Rapture Ready and Free Republic. I’m sure everyone knows that type, and for those who don’t they or the sort of people who become orgasmicaly giddy at the mere idea of Jesus coming back to slaughter all the non believers, pagans, and most importantly all the liberals, Jesus just hates him some liberals.
This reminds me of all my encounters with those fans of the dreadful Left Behind series. One told me the last book was a totally true to life representation of what the ends times would be like…I was unable to form words and walked away at that stage of the conversation. Why don’t they just get it over with and merge Jesus with the grim reaper figure. It would be more appropriate.
That picture reminds of The Lord’s Gym. I could not find a picture of the T-shirt that used to have their original icon on it, but did find this which is equally repulsive:
http://www.lordsgym.org/contentpages.aspx?parentnavigationid=2047&viewcontentpageguid=7bec006b-69a9-4545-960f-5f5e379ede9c
If Jesus had really looked like that, why didn’t he kick some Roman ass?
I was raised uber-Catholic and had gruesome depictions of Jesus all around me. I can’t stand them to this very day.
~Sabina
..and then the coolness of Beefcake Jesus evaporated, because the nails through his feet caused him to topple over an fall flat on his face. Sounds like something Monty Pythons would have done if Graham Chapman was more ripped
And who cares about Pakhdi, it’s Sung who writes the good jokes.
Tasteful and topical. I give it two thumbs hung liberally with cream cheese.
@Jay: We’ve been asked many times to allow the user to determine the amount of the donation and possibly opt for a recurring “subscription.” If you’d like to continue your beer donations, just set the price to $1.99 and the recurring to 1 (which means 1 donation — if you set it to “0” the payment doesn’t go through).
Barring the hand of God, we should get the Mormon Temple ceremony episode out on time.
Sweet. The show is definitely worth a couple of bucks a week. I wonder if I can use the donations as a tax write off as a charity contribution? You guys seem in need of charity.
Somewhere in Greece: Pakhdi is on the brink of death simply because Sung is taking all his thunder. If Sung wasn’t showing the rest up there wouldn’t be so many “workforce accidents”. Personally, I think Sung is responsible for more than half the deaths we, the founders of Irreligiousophy, have to endure around here. Evidence that being good at your job isn’t always a good thing.
Are you really willing to take away Pakhdi’s one chance for a gourmet meal and possible freedom?
Now why on earth would you give them weevil free rice? Weevils are a great source of protein dontcha know!
Did I say weevil-free rice? I meant rice-free weevils.
I say we just pray to Jesus to feed Pakhdi. That’d be the Christian thing to do.
Beefcake Jesus might have some protein powder to share.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKIKKXm6Mlk
love this piece!
been my phone background forever…
by Boris Vallejo, btw…