[chuck]We tried to get a podcast out today, but between working 10 out of the last 10 days, Leighton’s school work, and gearing up for the Haunt Convention in St. Louis, we failed. We will try to get one out by the end of the week, pending internet access at the hotel (we’ll be driving pretty much the next 2 days straight).
If you’re looking around for someone to blame, blame Pakhdi. He’s so damn hungry he can’t even write.
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Well if he’s that hungry he clearly needs some “encouragement” to keep writing.
Have a good journey
Like who gives a shit? Who wants to hear about your idiotic, insane rantings week after week? You constant berating of everything good, decent, and wholesome? Who wants to waste time listening to their religion, (a faithful member for 50 years), be shit upon as you use the most vulgar vile ever vomited by that fucking cesspool you call your mouth?
yea, well be looking forward to your next podcast ……and um thanks for all your efforts.
I, for one, look forward to greeting our Thai Immigrant Overlord when he overthrows his White Male Opressors.
ALL HAIL PAKHDI!
I will give you guys a mulligan on this one, since you are going to perhaps the Greatest City On Earth (I am a huge St. Louis Cardinals fan) and I will still donate for beer when the episode comes out. Have a great time and as a suggestion, try Mike Shannon’s restaurant. It’s one of the best eateries in St. Louis.
The One True Podcast…. Bah
There is no podcast but Irreligiosophy and Leighton is it’s prophet!
The schism has begun. Leightonites and Chuckites will be at war for a thousand years!
We recognize Leighton as the one true Prophet of Irreligiosophy because no True Prophet’s voice could be as grating as Chuck’s!
Okay, I have tried again and again to post this link in the comments but for some reason it’s not posting.
Let’s try this.
Google “Nowhere in the Bible Does Jesus Have a sword Fight” or search Dan Savage’s blog at thestranger.com for the Monday March 22nd posts.
I’m as usual unsurprised by your failures.
At least give me this week’s topic to think about.
Off topic, I know I begged Leighton to read Twilight, but it seems someone has already delivered the appropriate bitch slapping already.
One topic less for you guys to cover 🙂
http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html
Shit no… I need another podcast.
The wife invited the Mormons over this Saturday and I don’t know what to say to them.
I’ve heard if you invite Mormons into your house you cannot get rid of them with garlic, holy water or even crosses with hippies nailed to them.
Not that I own any of those things, but shit, come on.
Help me irreligiosophy, you are my only hope.
We need this podcast
Lee
Look what you made me do. I’m listening to Reasonable Doubts.
Just because the prophets failed to deliver a timely revelation does not mean you should go seek out heretical doctrines!
I love it! The only thing better than having a new podcast is imagining the adventures you two will have on your road trip. Oh, the terrible restaurants, getting lost and the constant bickering. Have a great time.
@Dietrich:
I guess I’m a Leightonite. Chuck’s married and probably wouldn’t go out for hookers and beer when the inevitable victory occurs and we need to celebrate. In fact the victory’s probably going to entirely hinge on the fact that Chuck’s got to go to work in the morning and his kid has to get to school the next day. We just slaughter them all on the way back to the SUV/Car/Truck/van/whatever.
You still go to school? What a loser.
@Chloe: While waiting for the new podcast, I’m trying to imagine what Chuck would make of this article on Glenn Beck—I mean O.S.Card, “Ender and Hitler: Sympathy for the Superman.”
“Let me tell you about a book I just read.
It’s the story of a young boy who was dreadfully abused by the grown-ups who wanted to mold him into an exemplary citizen. Forced to suppress his own emotions in order to avoid being paralyzed by trauma, he directed his energy into duty rather than sex or love. In time, he came to believe that his primary duty was to wipe out a species of gifted but incomprehensible aliens who had devastated his kind in a previous war. He found the idea of exterminating an entire race distasteful, of course. But since he believed it was required to save the people he defined as human, he put the entire weight of his formidable energy behind the effort to wipe out the aliens.
You’ve read it, you say? It’s Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card, right?
Wrong. The aliens I’m talking about were the European Jews, blamed by many Germans for gearing up World War I for their own profit. The book is Robert G. L. Waite’s The Psychopathic God: Adolf Hilter.”
http://peachfront.diaryland.com/enderhitlte.html
Better Leight than never
From the book of Irreligiosophy chapter 4, verse 3-7…..And the Leightonites did moan and wail for their prophet had not delivered unto them a revelation. And the Leightonites had been faithful in their offerings of foreign beer, fine wine, and caviar. And the Lord did speak unto the Leightonites saying, “Oh Leightonites has thou heard no new revelation from the mine prophets?” And the Leightonites did cry out unto the Lord saying “No the Prophets have been silent and no new revelations have been revealed unto them!”. And the Lord sayeth unto the Leightonites, “See here oh Leightonites, this is not the fault of my prophet Leighton, it is the fault of my prophet Chuck, for he hast delayed the delivery of mine revelation unto thee, for Chuck hath become distracted with cares other than his people and my word.” And the Lord did strike the prophet Chuck and his followers the Chuckites with emrods and there was a great sorrow upon the households of the Chuckites.
If y’all drive through KC you can hit up my house for some beers, since I never have bought you one and I feel I must pay penance.
OK Leighton, stop downloading goat porn off The Internet and let Charlie upload the podcast….
@brett wat the fuck r u even doin on this website?
Alas! I have returned home from my travels this weekend and will have to face the cruel reality of no new Irreligiosocrackiphy until sometime (hopefully?) next week.
Okay, Chuck=God, Leighton=the holy ghost (don’t blasphemy the holy ghost) and that would make Pakhdi=Jesus who was sent here by Chuck and Leighton to be tortured and die.