[chuck]Whenever the choice is between putting out a mediocre podcast and putting out none at all, we choose the lazy way out and take the week off.
So we’ll see you next week with what we hope is a decent podcast. In the meantime, listener and Irreligiosophy Apostle Emma has sent us the “Irreligiosophy Drinking Game.” Enjoy getting stupid drunk while listening to old episodes.
16 Responses to “It’s that time again”
I roll another joint every time:
Kent Hovind is mentioned.
you guys declare you have one new listener.
you say “I love history” after sentence full of factological errors about historical events.
you cite teachings from L. Ron Hubbard.
you say “thats not what the Bible says”
Right now I have e-meter inside my body, just below my skin, and I have readings from thetans in the environment in real time. Yes, very useful indeed. I call this bio-cyber-dianetics.
The one true podcast makes no errors. Though at times, it needs to be interpreted very carefully.
Emma, are you trying to kill us using alcohol poisoning?
BOOO!
I like the drinking game but since I listen to irreligiosophy while driving to and from work I might give it a miss.
Damn, it. Don’t you two idiots realize that all 12 of your listeners have addictive personalities? I’ve already got the freaking shakes…I’ll be climbing the walls until next Tuesday. Bastards. I guess I’ll have to binge on repeats.
BTW. Has anyone yet to observe that Leighton rhymes with Satan? That, this podcast, and his “sinning ways” are all the evidence I need to know that Leighton is the one true devil.
Shit. I’m going to be sent to the hospital after one episode.
I don’t get it – why are you guys suddenly worried about doing a mediocre podcast? Your 4 listeners (drink) expect no more from you than that.
How about recording an Atheist News Network episode? It’s been ages since you had one of these and it’s not as if there is a shortage of mockery-worthy news
Moggie M hit the nail on the head. Your bar of excellence is already set on the lowest rung. Quit with the lame excuses. The reality is that you are two lazy bastards who wanted a week off. It’s either that or Chuck killed off the last Pakistani child laborer and the two of you are off busily trafficking replacements into Utah.
oh. And on a completely unrelated subject: I was in Times Sq. on Saturday during the bomb scare. I’m blaming you two bastards for stoking the fire of hate with your two-part jihad on “Muslimism.” Thanks for ruining my good time and almost getting me killed. Bastards!
I would be all over the drinking game, but we have open container laws in Utah, and I listen on my commute. Maybe I could keep a tally and have that many drinks when I get home…
So now what do we do for Family Home Evening this week? I quit going to church last Fall(mormonism), and you guys have been my weekly source of spirituality. Have you ever thought about interviewing famous exmos like Bachman, Mccue, etc? It is interesting that most have become atheist since leaving the ‘true’ church.
I once read on a blog somewhere that fundamentalist christians often deconvert to fundamentalist atheists. No idea if that’s true or not (probably not), but I found it interesting.
I am another recent ex-mo turned atheist. Solidarity Brett! I just wanted to add one more mental reflex of Leighton who pronounces roughly 68% of English words correctly. He has a verbal tick whenever Chuck describes something totally illogical in religion. He sarcastically quips, “Well that makes perfect sense.” There are so many different ways you can express the exact same cutting irony Leighton! Diversify!
Chuck, you’re making me chuck….
Okay, I am officially stating that I am your 13th listener and suffering withdrawals!
I await with bated breath, and an annoyed stare.