[irrelig]Apparently I was wrong, there will indeed be a podcast this week — provided to us by long-time listener and prior guest interviewee Emma. In honor of “Fuck You Fans Month,” she hosts an interview with Leighton and I for “Fuck You Hosts Day.”
Give it a listen, but I’d like to remind all you listeners out there of one thing: every day is Fuck You Hosts Day.
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Fuck you, hosts!
Fuck You Chuck and Leighton, Emma you just hosted the best podcast ever! I wish Chuck would have come up with anything better than his philosophy answer… Sighs, you did catch the boys in moments of rare honesty… I just knew Leighton was lying about all the women he’s been with! With a microscopic penis, how can he achieve ejaculation let alone copulation?
I nominate both Chuck and Leighton for Skunk dick of the week!
Um, Prop 8 ever???
GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was certainly a religious experience
BTW, great job, Emma.
haha nice!
This was great, and very well done, Emma! Took me a while though to differentiate between hearing short, idiotic, non-sensible sound bites from Chuck&Leighton and an actual podcast of their ‘flowing’ conversation
Absolutely Mahvelous my dear, Mahvelous! Emma, you really cut the boys down to size! I can’t wait to hear the next installment of Fuck You Hosts Day!
Emma, you rule.
Also, Emma, I have a feeling you may have a Skunk Dick award coming your way, but it was well worth it…
That was certainly…different.
Emma, thanks for giving us this wonderful opportunity to say FUCK YOU to our beloved hosts!
Pure poetry.
I’m in.
FUCK YOU HOSTS!
lol i felt slow for not catching on all that quick.
I listened at work last night and I couldn’t stop laughing! Emma I loved the treatment you gave to Leighton’s love life but the snoring when chuck was getting philosophical and telling him repeatedly that it was enough as he droned on was my favorite. Good show!!
Emma, you can run but you can’t hide.
You just hosted Irreligilousophy.
Fuck you Emma!
@ minus: wait wait wait wait wait. Huh, you have just opened up a Chuck type philosophical argument. If I host a “fuck you hosts” episode, am I technically fucking myself? And, is this even possible given the fact that women don’t masturbate?
If women don’t masturbate, how do you explain the inordinate amount of faux cocks in the world? Cause I ain’t using those…
I’m really embarrassed to admit this, but since I’ve already been outed there is no reason not to. Since “technically” I have never been with a woman, I name the faux cocks and every time I wear out one I consider it the end of the “relationship”. Is there something odd about the fact that I have philosophical/religious conversations with my cocks? Just curious to hear from the normal people out there. If they can be found among our fan base.
Leighton, I am sorry that your relationships with “Chaz”, “Doc”, “C. Morrison”, “Charlie”, “Chuck” and “Dr. M.” ended on an uncomfortable note. As a woman, I have nothing to add on the topic of masturbation. I will now double click my mouse outta this site and not add anything more to this mass debate, for fear that it deteriorates into something I “cannot fathom”. Seriously, I have so many smart arse and innapropriate things I could type right now, that it’s best I be pretty and quiet (just the way you like it). I have done enough damage…and as your “faux friend” Chuck says, “I LOVE IT!!”
Good job, Emma… 🙂
Brilliant Job Emma! I was listening at work and not paying that close attention to the podcast and it actually took me a minute or two to realize that it wasn’t a real interview.
Emma, I stand in awe.
Emma, u rule! Hilarious, brilliantly edited, two thumbs up!
its typical for a show to get better overtime, but its sad that the quality of this one peaked so quickly, due to the fact that the hosts were completely absent in their best podcast yet. fuck you hosts!
Hey! I just wrote a highly intelligent and entertaining reply to the atheism&philosophy podcast only to have it rejected because the comments are closed. I nominate the thread moderators for skunk dicks!
Faux cocks? Wasn’t that one of the 1970’s top British punk bands?? I think I have a t-shirt from the “rockin’ and faux cockin’ near Burma” tour…
Anyway, nice work missy, I was probably creeping out my whole neighborhood walking the dogs and listening on my earPod at 2:00 am and laughing outloud for no apparent reason… So fuck you honorarily Emma since it’s common knowledge that women can’t be “real” hosts to anything but ankle biters…… And an honest and hearty fuck you for the men hosts…man hosts?
Faux cocks? Wasn’t that one of the 1970’s top British punk bands?? I think I have a t-shirt from the “rockin’ and faux cockin’ near Burma” tour…
Anyway, nice work little missy, I was probably creeping out my whole neighborhood walking the dogs and listening on my earPod at 2:00 am and laughing outloud for no apparent reason… So fuck you honorarily Emma since it’s common knowledge that women can’t be “real” hosts to anything but ankle biters…… And an honest and hearty fuck you for the men hosts…man hosts?
best podcast yet. Finally some honesty . I’m glad you to can drop the cover and get your relationship out in the open. Like Chuck could be married to a Mormon, that’s crazy. but I guess as far a gay cover up story goes its better than most..
Congratulations on your decision to postpone the Prop 8 show until after the Supreme Court rules on the appeal. We wouldn’t want the decision to be unfairly effected by your proclamations.
It was a short, but lovely podcast. Many thanks to Emma. Hope you guys complete your prop eight preparations really soon!
You wrote that Emma interviewed Leighton and I. What you should have said was Leighton and me. Well, not me, but you, as me. But then you are not me or even I, which only confuses the youth of America and leads to free thinking and other sins. See, if you use I instead of me it is a grammatical error and God hates bad grammar. So let’s get this right, it is me, not I, which seems to say that I am not me. Then who is writing this crap if I am not me? Fuck it, write it anyway you want and risk eternal damnation.
Hell DOES have all the interesting people…
Great editing job. But Emma should have cut in the sound bites of Leighton jerking off. And it could have used more small dick jokes. And maybe some music. Not that I’m a critic or anything. Let’s hear the Prop 8 episode already!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Abby – I had to save some good stuff for the next “interview” 😉 Were you thinking maybe some New Age Atheist music?
And yeah, get off your lazy arses and do a podcast already guys.
did…did they die?
I don’t think anyone died. But if they did, they are in a happy place where god loves them and angels play harp music all day and everything is beautiful and nothing hurts ever again.