[chuck]I thought I’d post some images of the haunt’s progress to let you all know what we’ve been doing in lieu of podcasting. Haunt Haven will open its doors (hopefully?) on September 16th this year. If any of you are local, the address is 4159 S Redwood Road in Taylorsville. Mention Irreligiosophy and we’ll give you a discount on the sly.

First, a trip to Valley Fair Mall. We were inside all of 10 minutes before being sequestered like a couple of gay penguins.

Images after the jump.











24 Responses to “What we’ve been up to”

  1. Tom Harris says:

    You need to add a crocoduck! (or Kirk Cameron being eaten by one)

  2. Alyson Ward says:

    What? No creepy elevator?

  3. Very cool. Love the doll. They’re so creepy to begin with.

  4. gurthanthaclops says:

    That is AWESOME
    though i do miss hearing your sweet (and grating) voices every week, this looks like it’s coming along really nicely

  5. Leela the Blessed says:

    I wish we had shit like this in New Zealand.

  6. Good luck!

  7. Utah … as free as possible under the circumstances.

  8. Herb (12th Apostle) says:

    Thanks for the update, Chuck. What’s it like going into business with Leighton?

    I hope you guys can find the time to do another Halloween episode, even if it’s another The Haunting, religious podcast, or jack chick takedown.

  9. Haha! What a bunch of dorks! I love this!

  10. To be really creepy shouldn’t you add an LDS missionary?

  11. Queen of Hearts says:

    Great Job guys! I wish I wasn’t 2,000 miles away or I would come by!

  12. Moggie Magfeline says:

    OMG, that shopping trolley is freaking me out.

  13. What’s it like going into business with Leighton?

    Same as podcasting with him. Horrible.

  14. Do the mall cops in the USA carry firearms? That was one fucking serious looking career mall cop. Much scarier than the poor monster. Here in Edmonton, mall cops are only about 20 years old.

  15. Jack Pollock says:

    So goddamned cool! The dead, fused twin babies in front of the fried plug are incredibly creepy. Excellent work.

  16. 2Moral4God says:

    Gotta say I’m definitely going through podcast withdraw, but it’s nice to know you guys are doing something almost as important as entertaining me.

  17. The Haunt looks epic! What’s the final scary scene in the maze? I’m hope it’s Leighton’s penis, which would scare the living hell out out of both women and children!

    Best of the luck to the Haunt. Hopefully becomes the money maker that will allow you guys to hire a new child slave.

  18. Quizmaster Billy, Boy Genius says:

    Way to spend some time in the hood. Now head down to some classier malls like Fashion Place or South Towne. While you’re out at the other malls, stop by that Zurchers party store in Midvale and get a life-size stand up of Michele Bachmann to scare the shit out of people. Oh, wait, we’re in Utah. People will get to the end and be excited (or confused) to see Michele, not scared. Speaking of Utah, I don’t think the Utahans will vote for their very own former governer Huntsman since he said he believes in evolution and global warming.

  19. Lesbian Seal says:

    Looks like you guys are having fun you should really do some podcasts about this I think they’d be fun to hear. Too bad I’m not in Utah I’d love to visit your haunts.

  20. Would you guys get around to make a podcast quicker if I came down to help? I think I’d volunteer my time just to get you two to make a podcast sooner rather than later.

  21. I’ll be there like I was last year! Good times. I’m working on my own haunt this year as well.

  22. I love the great detail you put into it, you are obviously very passionate. I really like the Egyptian sarcophagus and the creepy babies in the rocking chair.

  23. Ironcrowned says:

    Making me hungry for Samhain. Hopefully Satan will go drinking with me, I think I have an idea…

  24. Man I was going to come by tonight!