2.28: 5 Evidences for Evolution

Once more unto the breach, dear friends. In this episode we jump into the creation-evolution “controversy” and offer up 5 evidences for believing the secular religion of evolution. Why there’s ERVs, fusion of chromosomes, shared pseudogenes, duck dicks, and ancient transitional fossils! Who wouldn’t believe!

10 Responses to “2.28: 5 Evidences for Evolution”

  1. “Duck penises, and also duck vaginas. Which I did not see coming.”

    Maybe I’m still hypoxic from my 5 AM ride, but… This.

    So. Fucking. Hilarious. Puntastic.

  2. Why a duck?

  3. I think the important question to ask here is, why NOT a duck?

  4. But were you there?

  5. Captain kick Arse says:

    Well fuck a duck

  6. somewhere in greece says:

    Also, it’s ERVs that make us mammals


  7. For me, the slam-dunk is homologies. Why do all tetrapods share such striking similarities? A backbone…ribs…four limbs…a single upper arm bone and two forearm bones? Aren’t there other designs that might work better? Why didn’t the all-wise Creator design a mammal with six legs? Why not one pair of eyes in the front of the head to search for prey and another on the back to look out for predators? Is the tired old four-limb, two eyes design really the only way to go? Why such an unimaginative Intelligent Designer?

    It blows my mind that someone can look at tetrapod similarities and not notice that they SHOUT “Common descent”.

  8. I need another podcast about Mormon masturbation. When ever I see two young men on the street with white shirts and ties, I imagine that they have just rubbed one out, minutes before. When I see a Mormon church, I can only think of all the young men inside, furiously masturbating. If two young Mormon’s ever come to my doorstep, I probably won’t be able to keep a straight face. I will ask them if they can help me with my masturbating habit. I only masturbate four times a day. I wonder if they can help me masturbate at least eight times a day.

  9. somewhere in greece says:

    @Michael Vester Just heed Dan Savage’s advice

    Masturbate in moderation–no more than 10 times a day–and vary your masturbatory routine. I can’t emphasize this last point enough. A vagina does not feel like a clenched fist, TGTW, nor does a mouth, an anus, tit fucking, dry humping, or e-stim. If you don’t want to be sending me another pathetic letter in five years complaining about your inability to come unless you’re beating your own meat, TGTW, you will vary your routine now so that you’ll be able to respond to different kinds of sexual stimulation once you do start getting the girls.

  10. Ahh…

    I love the batshit crazy ones:


    Same-sex marriage causes global warming! They must be really hot.