[leighton]You ever have one of those transcendental experiences due to someone comparing you to something completely off the wall? I just finished up an interview with Karl wherein he said I was “… pretty much freakin’ Wolverine, in my books.” I hate to be the one to point out the obvious, but there may be a couple differences between Wolverine and I. For one thing, I’m not Canadian and I’m not as hairy. Actually, that’s all I could come up with on the differentiation front.
Karl shows quite a bit of intelligence especially when he states this in reference to having Charley on his show last year, “I could hardly say “oh ummmm, actually, I meant the guy behind you.” I doubt I did his interview justice, but give Karl his due credit for putting up with me. Much like Charley’s wife, he has the patience of Job, but none of the boils. Trust me on that one. I made sure to thoroughly check him over before the interview started. Too bad he’s into women. He’s got nice thighs and I’d spork with him any day.
18 Responses to “Interview with Skeptical Review”
A very interesting interview, which gave me several more reasons why I should never, ever, piss off the esteemed founders of Irreligiosophy.
Awesome interview! (Leighton is a hottie!)
Did Leighton say his favorite kitchen appliance was a woman?
Nah, that would be a toaster…I like toast. It’s crunchy on the outside and soft on the inside. How much more of a food paradigm do you need?
I have uses for women outside of the kitchen. Sadly, it’s not in the LDS sense where they’re there to spread their legs and make babies. The feminine mind can come in handy from time to time…However, the making babies part, the practicing or otherwise, has its uses in and out of the kitchen.
Awesome life story, Leighton. You should write a book about it. We should go skiing sometime.
My mother tried to teach me the proper ways of being a good man like etiquette, manners, respect, drinking and smoking are bad for you, don’t eat dropped food off the floor even if it is within the five second rule, on and on. When it didn’t take she blamed it on my being left out in the barn for too long. I have followed one piece of advice from her though; always accept an invitation because you never quite know what will happen.
That said, how exactly are you proposing we do a ski trip with the weather warming? I’d be mighty impressed to see you pull this one off with summer creeping up on us.
Can’t write a book. Started to and was asked by my father to put a stop to it because it was affecting my mom. She blames herself for everything that happened in that house and no matter the amount of convincing otherwise she feels she was a bad mother. Sometimes it’s better to allow the ashes of the past to blow away.
Ski season is just starting in Australia, Leighton.
Once again Chuck is obviously the smart one. Leighton,I am offended by your hemispherest views. I expected more respect than that. It is just starting to get cold down here in Victoria (Australia), and as long as you can dodge all the kangaroos on the slopes, you should get some good runs. All resorts including Mount Buller (Victoria) and Perisher (New South Wales) will be getting some snow over the next couple of months. A popular run on Perisher is “Blue Cow”. And Leighton, Blue Cow is not popular because it’s a chick who can hold her breath for a long time….
How about water ski?
You all trying to tell me it wouldn’t be mighty impressive to suddenly find myself in the southern hemisphere skiing? And no one really pays any attention to Australia. They’re like the annoying sister who chases you around the house with a knife trying to demand your attention. However, Blue Cow describes a woman I know. Maybe I’ll tell her it describes the Hindu god of beauty.
I haven’t water skied since before obliterating my ankle. Give me a half hour of practice and I could hold my own.
I meant to ski with you the next time I visit Utah, which might not be for a few years or decades. My ex is from Provo–we used to visit his Mormon family for Christmas. These days, I end up skiing in Colorado instead. But it’s the same general mountain range! Close enough. I’d take a vacation down under, too, if you’re paying. 🙂
And I’m a 3D animator — working at a game studio and everything. We have so much in common! Well, except for the whole gigantic Mormon family thing and military background and Wolverine stuff. And I’m not a misogynist with a small penis, so that’s good.
Personally, I am glad you brought this podcast to my attention, as I needed something to keep me company while ironing and there is a limit to how many times I can listen to the “masturbation advice for Mormons” episode
America is like the weird uncle that rocks up at family get-togethers. You know deep down he’s probably OK. Perhaps a little unstable. But he has a funky odor that smells as bad as the trash he likes to talk.
Leighton, I don’t think you need any more practice holding your own
What’s the deal with the pictures? Dressed up like a pirate? Wearing boxers, sunglasses and a cape fighting Japanese people? I think the real story is behind these pictures. I found Leighton’s myspace page too, i wonder why Karl chose not to use the picture of Leighton Jello wrestling in a thong.
Next time you’re in Utah or I’m in Colorado. Check. The small penis only makes me a better misogynist. AND, just so I’m perfectly clear, there is no limit to how many times you can listen to a discussion on masturbation. Has Charley been mentioning my odor issues behind my back? They just don’t make deodorant strong enough. Since I can’t find a woman with small enough hands to hold my own I’ve developed techniques well beyond your comprehension, Moggie.
Har har. Is that piece of shit still up? Don’t they delete them after a while? Had me a girlfriend who was really into that shit and she made the page for me. Once I broke up with that one the next was huge into it too and kept wanting me to play those dumbass games because it would help her out or something or other. Another reason I despise those programs.
Let’s see, the pictures. I do have my playful side. The pirate picture was when I was living on my sailboat and for fun a couple ladies and I got dressed up as pirates in the middle of July, took the small boat off the back of my sailboat, and cruised around to the sandbar screaming, “Give us your beer and women!” to the other boats anchored off there. Quite a bit effective at getting both beer and women, but the Coast Guard doesn’t really look highly on that and they will arrest you. As to the wearing of the boxers, sunglasses, and cape, haven’t you ever wanted to go back to the time when you were a kid and all you needed to feel “super” was to run around in your undies with a towel tied around your neck? You’re just lucky you didn’t see the pictures of me on the bike wearing that outfit. Quite comical to wear something like that, kick your legs up onto the back seat, and really “fly” past the cars on the freeway. The jello wrestling came about because I went into a bar in Virginia and they did their damndest to stop me from climbing into the jello vat to wrestle with the ladies. So when I got back home I waited for the next party and filled my fridge with nothing but jello, your fridge can’t fit as much jello as you would think, and then I showed up with the kiddie pool ready to go. The only woman who would wrestle me in it made stipulations; I had to wear the thong while she got to be fully dressed and I had to let her win. You should have seen the purple thong I refused. My berries would have been sticking out of either side. At least the black thong wrapped everything up in a tight package.
That was incredibly long, but well worth it.
Abby, don’t go Yoko on Irreligiosophy now. 😛
Please stop the self masturbation long enough to give us a podcast…it is Wednesday already…