26: Yahweh’s 5 Biggest Dick Moves

So for this go round we decided to talk about God’s morality. Since we’ve got a nice big fat book documenting his holy actions, let’s crack it open and see just what the omnibenevolent Ruler of the Universe has been up to. What’s this? Genocide? Sex slavery? Child murder?

Yeah, that sounds about right. Also iTunes reviews and some more skunk dicks.

And a special bonus: this episode’s notes!

7 Responses to “26: Yahweh’s 5 Biggest Dick Moves”

  1. Citizen Wolf says:

    Downloading now. Thanks bud.

  2. What a great episode! And the fact you have put out two podcasts this month, on the 1st and 15th like you said you would when you first came back on the air, finally happened. That’s a miracle!

  3. Horatio says:

    New argument for Christian apologists: “Look around you! How could this world NOT be the creation of a colossal dick. Our universe seems to be fine-tuned for dickishness”

    In fact, apologists would have a much easier task on their hands if they would simply embrace the idea that their god is a dick. It would provide an easy answer to all of those difficult “Why would a moral god do something like that?” questions. Answer: “Because he’s a dick! That’s why… Next question”

  4. “31:18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.”

    Does this mean it’s ok if they’ve given handjobs and blowjobs?

  5. Silverharbinger says:

    ^Anal is also acceptable.

    I think Jahweh’s biggest dick move was creating the tree of knowledge in the first place. He knew ahead of time that people would eat from it, and eventually he’d have to throw a bunch of people in hell for eternity, etc.. Same goes for creating Lucifer. He was fine-tuned to be a total prick.

    The good news is none of it ever happened.

  6. How about if they were both standing up?

  7. Mathias says:

    Great podcast! Chuck is great as usual, and I have also started enjoying MattĀ“s commentary and jokes more and more. Thank you very much!