So for this go round we decided to talk about God’s morality. Since we’ve got a nice big fat book documenting his holy actions, let’s crack it open and see just what the omnibenevolent Ruler of the Universe has been up to. What’s this? Genocide? Sex slavery? Child murder?

Yeah, that sounds about right. Also iTunes reviews and some more skunk dicks.

And a special bonus: this episode’s notes!

For episode 25 we tackle Mormon claims of Native American ancestry. Now that we’ve unraveled the secrets of DNA, can we put these Mormon claims to the test? What does DNA have to say about the history of the Americas, its first inhabitants, and where they came from? Could it be that Mormons are correct when they claim Native Americans descended from a group of Hebrews who left Jerusalem around 600 BC?

Short answer: no. For the longer answer, listen up fuckers.

So I’m taking the month off to celebrate freedom from financial bondage, but since we already recorded skunk dicks, I’ll release it to the hounds and pretend I’m doing you all a favor.

It took me 2 years and 5 months to pay off the last of the debt from the failed haunt business, but I finally did it. To celebrate, I’m going to take the month of April off from the podcast to rest and relax. We’ll be back in May with Mormons and DNA, Presuppositional Apologetics, the Mountain Meadows Massacre (for those of you who missed it on Church of Awesome), or maybe some of your suggestions.

In the meantime, leech some more of our bandwidth, you parasites.

Here we go again, but now we’ve reached the “maverick gospel,” the Gospel of John. Unlike in the synoptics where Jesus likes to keep his Messiahship a secret, in John the guy cannot shut up about himself. He’ll blab about how he’s the Son of God to anyone who’ll listen. Add in a few “signs,” some anti-Semitism, and what may be the biggest dick move in entire New Testament, and you’ve got the fixins for a real good time.