Lots of man on man, science on creationist action in this episode where we talk about Bill Nye’s rout of Ken Ham in Kentucky. You might be surprised to know that the Second Law of Thermodynamics also makes an appearance. Great fun!

In this podcast we discuss Norse mythology for some reason, I guess for all of those who are constantly pestered by Norse missionaries. Matt takes the reins and puts his anthropology degree to good use, covering everything between the beginning of the formless void Ginnungagap to Ragnarok, the end of the world (kind of). We also discuss recent dicks of the skunk variety.

Matt was sauced and Chuck nearly comatose for this, our first episode of 2014, wherein we review the Skunk Dicks of 2013 and choose a winner for the Skunkiest Dick of the year. The results may surprise you. Or maybe not. Probably not.

Is Jesus really the “reason for the season?” Find out in this podcast all about Saint Nicholas, mistletoe, Christmas trees, winter solstice festivals, Saturnalia, and Coca-Cola. Also, an expanded Skunk Dick section featuring a couple of Fox News blondes being outraged by their misunderstanding of the holiday.

The concluding segment of our interview with Kerry Jackson of X-96 and the Geekshow podcast is here! In this hour we talk about Orson Scott Card’s “Ender’s Game,” Kerry beats Chuck up over not liking Star Trek: Into Darkness, and Matt reveals he has actually done some show prep.

WARNING: GEEKINESS ABOUNDS.

The latest in our seemingly infinite series on the Gospels, part 53 of the Gospel of St Luke focuses on the parables of Jesus as painstakingly recorded by Luke the physician, who wasn’t an eyewitness to the preachings of Jesus but nonetheless managed to capture multiple parables that escaped Matthew, Mark, and John. We also go over the Lord’s prayer and Luke’s non-eyewitness account of Jesus’s passion and resurrection.

Also, we cover lots of skunk dicks this go-round in a wide-ranging discussion about gasterous balls, burning boobs, and Pat Robertson, who could just be the biggest boob of all.

Oh man, Ed and Lorraine Warren are at it again. These two nice, honest, and not at all charlatany monster hunters are just out and about, lecturing people about ghostology and giving helpful pro-tips to avoid getting anally raped by demons. This time, however, it’s not demons who are to blame but a witch! And not just any witch, but a descendant of a witch convicted by that ever-so-rational body of inquiry, the Salem Witch Trials. So you know it’s true.

Also, skunk dicks and iTunes reviews.

Continuing our epic series, we have reached the final synoptic, the Gospel According to Saint Luke. Definitely gentile, possibly written much later than the rest, this gospel also has its share of stupid moments: Mary busting out into song like a 50’s musical, the “worldwide census” no one remembers, the holy parents leaving the Savior of the Universe back in Jerusalem for three days (“honey, have you seen Jesus anywhere?” “I thought you had him!”), John the Baptist sorta kinda baptizin’, etc etc. All this and a bag of skunk dicks.

Joe and Emma and their mutated meat have invited Matt and me onto their podcast to join in a parody of our favorite Biblethumpers over at Evidence 4 Faith. Give it a listen while you wait for me to get my shit together on Luke.

Is there any other type?

This brand new episode — come on, everyone’s downloading it — is all about how not to argue. And that’s not all! To make sure you’ve been paying attention, we’ve included a quiz made up of all kinds of Christians (mostly Kent Hovind) making all kinds of screwy arguments. Can you spot the fallacy?

Also: Doctors Remove Fork from Australian Man’s Penis